I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
this is 100% definitely what happened.
"...You guys look pretty cozy in your pics...blah blah blah!
I was holding milk omg. (in the pic)
*Laughing uncontrollably* piece of pepperoni went up my nose lmao