I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

this is 100% definitely what happened.

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my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

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If you dont love Colbert after this I dont know whats wrong with you.

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words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

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The pic the crazy ex of his was referring to.

The pic the crazy ex of his was referring to.

  • Friends Psycho Ex:

    "...You guys look pretty cozy in your pics...blah blah blah!

  • Friend:

    I was holding milk omg. (in the pic)

  • Me:

    *Laughing uncontrollably* piece of pepperoni went up my nose lmao

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